sang one of, if not, the best loved showmen of all time.
Frank Sinatra wasn't crooning about the end of the 2008 Flat season but I for one am glad that it is now
'facing the final curtain'.
It's been a long and extremely tough 7 months where nothing has really gone to plan. With the trends being rendered completely useless by many factors, not least of which was a rampaging
Aiden O'Brien, the weather causing meetings to be abandoned in the middle of August and a whole host of placed horses denying me a big payday it really is time to draw a line under this flat season and move on to the more reliable (ahem) National Hunt racing.
So to bring down that final curtain, I offer you my thoughts on the last big race of the Season, the November Handicap, and before everybody else starts the usual end of year reviews I'm going to get in first and present my alternative awards for the 2008 Flat Season.
The November HandicapI'll give the trends the chance to go out with a bang by taking a stats based look at Saturday's race.
- 3 & 4-y-
o's have won the last 7 November handicaps and 8 of the last 10.
If we stick with this age group the field is reduced by 12
- No favourite has won in the last decade
- All of the last 10 winners had run their last race from the end of September onwards.
- All 10 had run at least 4 times that season
- 7 of the last 10 had won over the distance
If we assume that
Previs will go off favourite this will leave us with just 2 horses....
Hits Only Vic and
Electrolyser.
So it's
Electrolyser for a win and
Hits Only Vic each way at around 25/1
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And now I am proud to present the......
Nag3 End of the 2008 Flat Season Awards (or The Nags).
With a whole host of racing celebrities,
Aiden O'Brien, Lester
Piggott, Sir Michael
Stoute,
Sheikh Mohammed, Henry Cecil all making their excuses and giving this prestigious event the swerve it was left to me and a few toothless, flat cap wearing old men to discuss the merits of this years contenders over 1/2 a pint of stout in the local
Wetherspoons.
To start off proceedings it's the
In Hindsight, Worst Bet of the Year AwardWithout a doubt it has to be Bankable in the 29 runner Royal Hunt Cup. Some people were saying it before the race, loads were saying it after the race but I think everyone will now agree that the 13/8 he returned for one of the strongest mile handicaps of the year was ludicrously short.
Bernard Matthews Turkey of the Year Award.Plenty of contenders but again I'm going to give another award to Bankable. If ever a horse was wrongly named it's this one and I'm really annoyed with myself for giving him another chance last Saturday. After a good start to the season he ended up a beaten favourite 6 times and runner up on 6 of his last 7 starts. In his final race he ended up like a Bernard Matthews Christmas Turkey....well and truly stuffed and if he stays in training for another year he'll be one to avoid.
Airmiles 'Long way to go just for some Sunshine' AwardA last minute addition to the Award ceremony and added purely to recognise
Aiden O'Brien's Melbourne Cup adventure. He may have carried all before him around the globe this season but in sending 3 horses halfway around the world (and back again) only to finish with 3 of the last 4 horses home surely wasn't
Aiden's finest hour. And as for those race tactics, what was that all about?
I wonder if horses qualify for
Airmiles?
Chris Moyles Waste of Time AwardNot just because I failed to tip a single winner on the card but for a whole host of reasons the recipient of this award is Ascot and their totally pointless
Shergar Cup meeting. Racing is not and never will be a team sport (ask
Aiden O'Brien after his recent run-ins with the Stewards). Nobody cares if the Rest of the World beat Europe or Great Britain or whoever, all we want is winners and putting jockeys unfamiliar with certain horses around tracks they have never ridden just makes it harder. Oh, and I still can't get over making All The Good the bet of the meeting, watch him run no race at all and then see him come out and win the
Ebor replacement race next time out at 25/1!!!.....
Worst Tipster of 2008 AwardYou're probably all shouting Gavin at this point but although I'm the first to admit it hasn't been a great year there is one Newspaper tipster that has made my tipping look positively inspired. Step forward Value Scope of the Daily Mirror who has had a torrid 2008 and must be keeping his job purely because of past glories. Basing his selections on race trends it does highlight the fact that it has been a difficult year for the stats but the man hasn't tipped a worthwhile winner for nearly 12 months. His Saturday column was up over 250 points in 2007 but even if he tipped every big race winner until the end of the year he'd struggle to break even for 2008. I'm sure he's even happier than me to see the back of the flat season.
Alton Towers 'Nemesis' Best Ride of the Season AwardPlenty of contenders but for me it was Hayley Turner's ride on Gee Dee
Nen at the
Shergar Cup meeting. Well off the pace and with it all to do when hampered two furlongs out she rode a very strong finish to get up in the last strides and deny the front running
Bogside Theatre. The gamble (9s into 9/2) was landed in a very exciting and power-packed finish. This also prompted Willie Carson to declare
'she's a very good jockey for a girl' which would have earned him the sexist pig award if the Nags had such a thing.
Blackpool Pleasure Beach 'Log Flume' Worst Ride of the Season AwardAll 3 of
Aiden O'Briens jockeys in the Melbourne Cup merit a mention but as they were probably riding to instructions we'll have to look elsewhere for this award. Frankie
Dettori on Sixties Icon at the Breeders Cup? Any horse with Richard Quinn aboard? No, for me personally it has to be David
Probert aboard Sirens Gift in the Portland handicap. Having lumped on at 16/1 and seen him going easily I committed the cardinal sin of counting my chickens. Youth, inexperience and excitement got the better of him as he went for home too soon and having gone 2 lengths clear he was collared on the last stride to finish 3rd. As he's only an apprentice he'll learn from his mistake and so will I. Eggs are Eggs, Chickens are Chickens.....
Tippex Re-Write History Award & The Benjamin Disraeli Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics AwardThe winner of both awards is
Aiden O'Brien who has consistently torn up the trends book and achieved new records time and time again. Yeats, Moonstone and Mount Nelson were just a few of his runners to defy major trends and win Group 1 races this year.
His Group race 1-2-3's are now quite common so surely his greatest achievement was winning all 5 Irish Classics in a single year, something not done since 1935 and something not even the great Vincent O'Brien could manage.
The wheels may have fallen off his Group 1 record attempt late on in the season but this doesn't detract from his achievements this season and his total mid-summer big race domination.
Usain Bolt Sprint King AwardI'm going to award this to the Nag3 Blog as it seems the big handicap sprints have been our sole shining light in an otherwise poor year. Judge and Jury,
Skhilling Spirit and Regal Parade were all big priced, big sprint winners and there were plenty of big priced placed horses too including the aforementioned Sirens Gift. It's something I will definitely be concentrating on more for next season.
Which just leaves the
Horse of the Year Award
I don't think it can be any horse other than Ravens Pass who turned his season around in dramatic fashion and ended up a Breeders Cup Classic Winner. He started the season being beaten in the Craven by Twice Over and then got quite accustomed to viewing
Henrythenavigators backside disappearing into the distance. But he kept on improving and having gained his revenge on Henry in the
QEII he beat him once again at Santa Anita to claim an historic victory and his just deserts.
And the biggest accolade of them all, the Nag3 Horse of the Year 2008
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Good luck,
Gavin.